Would you rather .... ?

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Ok this game is like:

Would you rather fart or burp?
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Then you reply saying:

I Would rather burp.
Would you rather sneeze or kill?

~~~ And so on...
LETS PLAY!

Would you rather Cut your big toe or kill your friend?

i would rather have my ears cut off.. but from the top not the bottom

would you rather be in pain for a short period or comftorble for a short period ?

Erm... comfortable? I wouldn't voluntarily choose pain.

Would you rather read a comic book or an in-depth novel?

well i guess i would read the comic book.. but it depends..
whats the novel about?

would you rather eat chocolate or cheese?

Chocolate!!!!

Would you rather eat pee or gasoline?

i think i would stick with pee... after watching quantum of solace i woudnlt even think about drinking gasoline...

would you rather (if your girl/boyfreind cheated on you) humiliate or kill her/him?

Humiliate, using my wit they'd suffer so much more then if I ever just killed them.
Go Cartman on their ass and feed them their parents mixed with pubic hair.

Would you rather play Halo or Super Mario (both have their merits, tis just a question)?

Dude, get on the MSN! i need to talk to you and you haven't been ON all day!

I'm not on my computer, and I was either at school or studying. Sorry about that, man D=

I'll get on ASAP. this one doesn't even have - wait, oh. =| I'll get on nows.

Now, someone answer the question.

What is MSN ?? what does it do?? Help a bit please...

and as for the question id play Super mario .. only cause i hate halo...

would you rather play an RPG or an MMO?

You need some edumacation of the internets, Phil. It'll come with time.

Anyway, MMO, I'll take a community over single-player anyday.

Would you rather duck or goose? Lulz.

Um well i dont know ... goose?

and i know a few bits about da internet .. but not the compliicated stuff .. and im sorta scared of trying to download anything cause it might get a virus on my computer ...

anyways would you rather (if you had to) have a daughter or a son?

Viruses only prey on stupid people now. I've not gotten one for years, and I can tell you I've been in the backwater slums of the internet and back.

Jesus Christ, scared of MSN gving you a virus >.>

Anyway, a son. It'll be easier on my concious when I slit his throat while he's still in the cradle.

Would you rather be a Sony or Nintendo fanboy?

Sony ... dont like nintendo .. AT ALL!

would you rather take a computer that is so good it cant be bought (and i mean in gaming and internet speed and that it can download all internet stuff in five seconds) .. or a billion dollars? (or pounds or denars or whatever your currency is)

I'll take the billion - another few months and I'll get that computer on ebay.

Oh, and computers aren't everything. A billion is a lot of money.

Would you be transcripted as a slave of the Dark or a blithering idiot servant of the Light?

blithering idiot of the light !! i love being stupid!

and i didnt say computers were everything ... thats why i asked YOU.... to see if you thought that .. and i just said it coudnlt be bought ..ever..


would you rather get laid or get paid?

Get paid. Once again, like the computer, I can buy what I need. A massive supercomputer is overdoing it, as is random sex.

Screw life! I've got money =3